Fruit of my Memories

What happened to the days when watermelon had seeds? When we had "real" fruit and not that genetically altered crap that we have now? I don't think I even remember how watermelon taste anymore. Stop force feeding my fruit with sugar! Fruit should have seeds. Strawberries shouldn't be pumped up with steriods to be the size of my palm. Apples should not come shiny and blemish free. Fruit should taste like fruit. The more it is genetically altered to taste sweet the more fruit flavor we are losing. What are our kids going to think? Are they going to grow up not knowing the burst of flavor that can come out of a nickel sized wild strawberry? Are they going to grow up to be superficial brats, thinking you can't judge a fruit by it's brown dimply skin! I petition to stop this madness. Bring back the fruit of our yesteryears! Stop mating my fruit to make new kinds! Bring back simple plums, not that hybrid pluot, plumelon, plupabananaberry crap! Ok I think I need to take a break and simmer down.