Confessions of an Inner Fatso

I think fast food is kind of gross. Don't get me wrong. I have been caught a few times leaving these establishments stuffing my face with a burger and fries like a dog in heat. Good food is so easily accessible in NY, why would you want to eat greasy chemical enhanced slop. But father I have to confess that I LOVE Taco Bell! As we speak now I am licking the sour cream off my pants from a plate of Nachos Bell Grande. I love tex-mex. Too bad there aren't any good tex mex places around me. Oh what I wouldn't do for a chimichanga. I don't think that Taco Bell has high quality food. I wouldn't go there if I was craving real meat. But man that ground beef slop they serve sure hits the spot. I only eat crunchy taco supremes. It's perfect. I think they put crack in it. And it just so happens that my local taco bell is located right next to my gym. It's a taco bell/kfc joint so I go and pick up 2 crunchy taco supremes and an extra crunchy drumstick with cole slaw. I always go with the FIRE hot sauce. For some weird reason my taco bell doesn't put it out. You have to ask for it and they take it out from behind the counter. I guess they have to ration the sauce for the crackheads. I do wish taco bell would use high quality meat and start making some high quality tex mex food. Wouldn't it be awesome if they had some decent gauc too?!